Text (UH+errata): 2/2. ; Say "~this~": Put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~ unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Play this ability only once each turn. [Oracle 2009/07/08]
A swat is an open-handed slap. [Unhinged FAQ 2004/11/15]
All tournament formats have banned cards from Unhinged.
